wheres my shoe?

flickflickflicker:

“Whackbat’s real simple.
Basically, there’s three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.”

emilyreads:

“Leonard, look! Sheldon’s hugging me!”

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…

The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool,

Neanderthals developed tools,

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,

That all started with the big bang! BANG!

yourdealer:

Penny: You know, people think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are. But then it’s like that movie Wall-E, at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs. 
Sheldon: That’s a fairly laboured mataphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
Penny: Sing Soft Kitty to me.
Sheldon: Soft Kitty is for when you’re sick, you’re not sick. 
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.

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